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Bob Rivers Beat Up Old Jetliner Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 5/10 [2 votes]Album: Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2 / Original Release Date: 1997-11-07Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 18 sec
BOB RIVERS
- Beat Up Old Jetliner Lyrics / with translationsGoodbye to all my friends I've known
And the travel agent I trusted.
I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane;
Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.
As that ground crew pushes us backwards
On that rickety L-1011,
I'm feeling around for that flotation device,
And when the safety film is shown,
I'm payin' close attention.
Beat-up old jetliner,
Hope you got a tune-up today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
Did they sneak you past the FAA?
Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud,
Landing gear won't come down.
My seatback is up and my belt is on.
I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground.
And if I get to my final destination,
I know the next flight will surely be free.
But I don't think I'll go back up
Into that piece of shit just to save a few pennies.
Beat-up old jetliner
Won't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner;
I don't care what I've got to pay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beat-up old jetliner,
Don't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign.
I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you.
And the travel agent I trusted.
I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane;
Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.
As that ground crew pushes us backwards
On that rickety L-1011,
I'm feeling around for that flotation device,
And when the safety film is shown,
I'm payin' close attention.
Beat-up old jetliner,
Hope you got a tune-up today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
Did they sneak you past the FAA?
Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud,
Landing gear won't come down.
My seatback is up and my belt is on.
I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground.
I know the next flight will surely be free.
But I don't think I'll go back up
Into that piece of shit just to save a few pennies.
Beat-up old jetliner
Won't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner;
I don't care what I've got to pay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beat-up old jetliner,
Don't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign.
I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you.
Facts about Beat Up Old Jetliner
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Beat Up Old Jetliner is written by Paul Pena.
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It is first released on November 07, 1997 as part of Bob Rivers's album "Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2" which includes 15 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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Beat Up Old Jetliner falls under the genre Comedy.
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Beat Up Old Jetliner song length is 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
Who wrote Beat Up Old Jetliner lyrics?
Beat Up Old Jetliner is written by Paul Pena.
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When was Beat Up Old Jetliner released?
It is first released on November 07, 1997 as part of Bob Rivers's album "Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2" which includes 15 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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Which genre is Beat Up Old Jetliner?
Beat Up Old Jetliner falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Beat Up Old Jetliner?
Beat Up Old Jetliner song length is 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by musixmatch2Songwriter(s): Paul Pena
Record Label(s): 1997 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc for the world outside of the United States
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