Bob Rivers I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus Lyrics

I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus,
Sucking on his candy cane all night
His belt dropped from his waist.
Bells jingle at a quickening pace.
He "ho-ho-ho'd", then shot his load
All over mommy's face!

I saw Mommy deep throat Santa Claus,
And you know I'm really glad I did.
Santa's real, and he was here!
I saw Santa cum this year
when I saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night!

I saw Mommy spread for Santa Claus, Underneath the Christmas tree last night.
He had his milk and cookies snack,
Then he rolled her on her back
and punched his throbbing knuckle into Mommy's dripping
crack!

I saw Mommy sucking Santa's balls,
and you know I'm really glad I did.
All you other girls and boys,
I'm the one who got your toys
'Cus I'm the one who saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night!