Bob Rivers Hey You! Get Off My Hous Lyrics

Hey you
What are you doin' there?

I'm shiverin' on a Christmas Eve
It's 99 below on my block
And I freeze my stones tryin' to close the window
Wishin' that snow would stop
Then in flies a cat
That's all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack
Weighs 305 pounds
He gave my roofline a big permanent crack

I said hey you get off of my house
Hey you get down from this house
Hey you get off of my house
Don't hang around
Or I'll knock you down from this house

Those jingle bells were ringin'
I said hey take your deer and get flyin'
A voice says ho ho ho how are you?
Merry Christmas to you tonight
I said it's three a.m. I don't need toys
I got a machine gun under my bed
So keep off of my roof
Or I'll have to blast your candy ass out of that sled I say hey you get off of my house
Hey you stay off of my house
Hey you get off you big louse
Don't hang around
Or I'll shoot you down from this house

Up on the roof top reindeer pause
Out jumps a swingin' Santa Claus
Up on the house top click boom click
Down to the ground goes stiff St. Nick

I say hey you get off of my house
Hey you get off of my house
Hey you get off my big house
Don't hang around
I'll shoot you down

"Hey mister, you shot Santa Claus."

"Hey, don't worry, kid. I only nicked him. He'll limp a
little, but he'll be all right.

Hey you

"Hey, Steve, Edie, go see what's in the bag."

Don't hang around
Oh Yeah