Bob Rivers Strawberry Rehabs Forever Lyrics

Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry
fields, While making drug deals, And nothing seems to dry
him out, Strawberry rehabs forever,
Living is easy for sports pro's who put their fannies in
the seats, A superstar can get messed up but he can still
cash out if he can hit two-ninety-three.

And he won't come down, 'Cause he love's his toot, When
Strawberry fields, He's making drug deals As long as he
can hit 'em out, Strawberrys stash lasts forever,
Now when he's swinging its strike three, I'll bet he must be high on blow, And all the little kids will think that
its alright to get real high and grab a bat.

Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry
fields, While making drug deals, They're never gonna kick
him out,
Strawberry rehabs forever (X2), He'll probably relapse
forever.

"Hey look man, I thought I told you never to call me at
the game? Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball
comin' at me, OK I'll talk to ya later"