Holy Shit It's Christmas Lyrics

Hamster #1: Did you hear that?

Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa's here!

Hamster #3: Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus.

Hamster #2: There is, too!

Hamsters: He's here!!!

Rivers: Ho, ho, ho...Merry Christmas!

Hamster #1: Aw shit, it's Red Peters!

Rivers: C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here.
We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song.

Hamster #3: Oh no, not another corny stupid song!

Hamster #2: Yeah no way.

Rivers: Get over here and sing or I'll wring your
little necks.

Hamsters: Okay, okay

Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me.
Forget about all that teasin'.
We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
Cause it's that jolly season.
I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
That's only Santa's business
He's making his list and he's checking it twice.
All: Holy shit, it's Christmas!

Santa comes just once a year
Just like you, Red. That's what we hear.
He's got a soft spot for reindeer.
Especially Rudolph's derierre.

Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday.
Go on, give Santa a big kiss.
You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse
All: Holy shit, it's Christmas!

Rivers: Hey what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone
seen my lyric sheet?

Hamster #1: Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red.
We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas?

Hamster #3: Yeah sure, I know my part

Hamster #2: Yeah me too

Rivers: Well that's great, guys. I love Christmas

Godfried: Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
After drinking all the egg nog
Bruce: Camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
Squashing off a yule log
Raleigh: He wandered in his undies all over the house
But we minded our own business
Hamsters: Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift
wrap tube.
All: Holy shit, it's Christmas

Santa comes just once a year.
Up the chimney he'll disappear.

Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
Hamster deliveries in the rear

Gimme those lyrics
Roastnuts chestin' on an open fire
Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
While the parson gave him a hand...what?
The sleigh came down and took him away.
The whole damn crowd was dismissed.

It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay.
Holy shit, it's Christmas.
Holy shit, it's Christmas.
Holy Shit! It's Christmas!

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