Bob Rivers Gilligans Island Lyrics

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
About my virtual trip
It started from my IBM
With a simple little click

I tried to surf the internet
Things did not go well
I wound up in a chat room with
Survivor geeks from hell
He's trapped in cyber hell

They won't shut up
I can't escape this AOL nightmare If I signed onto Prodigy
I'll bet they'd find me there
Those geeks are everywhere

I'm stuck inside the world wide web
With wierdos I don't know
I hit it once, unplugged the phone
I can't break out, I can't break in
In sexxy chat, oh my God
I'm trapped on the internet