Bob Rivers Fart In An Elevator Lyrics

Second floor, food court. Burrito barn, house of dairy,
broccoli palace... Oh, good afternoon, Mr.
Cheesecutter. How was your...lunch?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh (fart) Ooh. (fart) Whoa -
(fart) Ohh.

Yeah!
For lunch I had a bean burrito (Whoa)
And then I had a milkshake (Oh yeah)
Then I had a bowl of chili (Whoa)
I think it was a mistake (Oh no)
I think my lunch is stuck
Somewhere in my gut
And now I got these toxic fumes
Comin' out of my butt (fart)

Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Fart in an elevator
Turnin' the air from clear to brown

Why did I eat those nachos (Whoa)
And those pork and beans? (Oh yeah)
Topped it off with egg salad (Whoa)
Blew a hole in my blue jeans (Oh no)
The fumes are getting worse
Nobody gets out alive
Smells like some kind of animal
Crawled up my butt and died (fart)

Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Fart in an elevator
Takin' a ride incense around
Gimme air gimme air There's a skidmark in my underwear
Fart in an elevator
Feel like a turd but it won't come down

Smells like hell

Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Fart in an elevator
Turning the air from clear to brown

None of my thoughts are silent (Eww)
I make a life stinker (P.U.)
Sounds like I got a foghorn (Eww)
Blowin' in my sphincter (P.U.)
People are throwin' up (Whoa)
Somebody say it blasts (Oh yeah)
Everybody in here with me (Whoa)
Wish they took a stairs (fart)

Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Fart in an elevator
Feel like a turd but it won't come down
Gimme air gimme air
Cause this fart's so bad it singed my hair
Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Gimme air gimme air
There's a skidmark in my underwear
Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down
Gimme air gimme air
Gimme air gimme air
Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down... (fart)