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Bob Rivers Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 10/10 [1 vote]Album: Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire / Original Release Date: 2000-08-29Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 19 sec
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open
Bob Rivers
Bob Rivers
BOB RIVERS
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire LyricsChipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
("Oh! That tickles!")
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
("Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!")
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
("Ho ho ho ho ho ho")
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
("Mmmm...Hey, look at that!")
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food
"OH Nat... Mr. Cole?"
"Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?"
"Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am
starved!"
"Oh! No problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin'
two of those drumsticks, 'cause they're oh-so tiny and
there ain't much meat upon 'em"
"What about animal rights, Dave?"
"Put a sock in it Melvin"
"You know, for years people said you over-rated
hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could
just say you're my meal!"
"That's a good one, Dave...I always knew you was the
funny one in the group!"
"Damn straight!"
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you
"Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
"Why, I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's
plenty of Thagadore left though..."
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
("Oh! That tickles!")
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
("Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!")
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
("Ho ho ho ho ho ho")
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
("Mmmm...Hey, look at that!")
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food
"OH Nat... Mr. Cole?"
"Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?"
starved!"
"Oh! No problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin'
two of those drumsticks, 'cause they're oh-so tiny and
there ain't much meat upon 'em"
"What about animal rights, Dave?"
"Put a sock in it Melvin"
"You know, for years people said you over-rated
hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could
just say you're my meal!"
"That's a good one, Dave...I always knew you was the
funny one in the group!"
"Damn straight!"
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you
"Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
"Why, I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's
plenty of Thagadore left though..."
Facts about Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Who wrote Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire lyrics?
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire is written by bob rivers, joe bryant, spike o'niell.
When was Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire released?
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire is first released on August 29, 2000 as part of Bob Rivers's album "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" which includes 15 tracks in total. This song is the 1st track on this album.
Which genre is Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire?
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire falls under the genre Comedy.
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Songwriter(s): bob rivers, joe bryant, spike o'niell
Record Label(s): 2000 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc for the world outside of the United States
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This is really funny, I would love to hear it next Christmas at work to crack up my friends !