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Bob Rivers Aquaclaus Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.53/10 [17 votes]Album: White Trash Christmas / Original Release Date: 2002-10-01Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 47 sec
BOB RIVERS
- Aquaclaus Lyrics / with translationsSitting in a department store
Bribing little kids with peppermint
Sweat on his bulbous nose
Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes
Hey, Santa Claus
Steaming like a roast duck
Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
Hey, Santa Claus
Do what you're told and mind your dad and mommy
And I'll put a little puppy 'neath your tree
Santa Claus my friend
Did you think this job was easy?
You poor old sod
You jolly S.O.B.
In the first week of December
They'll come to crush his knees
When the kids are tugging upon his beard,
He screams in agony
Schnapps is thick on his dog breath
His belly's big and round
And he'll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
Ho ho ho ho
Fa la la la
Fa la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la
Sitting in a WalMart
Giving out canes of peppermint
Spitting out his ho ho ho's
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes
Hey, Santa Claus
Dying in that hot suit
Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus
Bribing little kids with peppermint
Sweat on his bulbous nose
Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes
Hey, Santa Claus
Steaming like a roast duck
Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
Hey, Santa Claus
Do what you're told and mind your dad and mommy
And I'll put a little puppy 'neath your tree
Santa Claus my friend
Did you think this job was easy?
You poor old sod
You jolly S.O.B.
In the first week of December
They'll come to crush his knees
He screams in agony
Schnapps is thick on his dog breath
His belly's big and round
And he'll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
Ho ho ho ho
Fa la la la
Fa la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la
Sitting in a WalMart
Giving out canes of peppermint
Spitting out his ho ho ho's
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes
Hey, Santa Claus
Dying in that hot suit
Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus
Facts about Aquaclaus
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Aquaclaus is written and performed by Bob Rivers.
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It is first released on October 01, 2002 as part of Bob Rivers's album "White Trash Christmas" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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When it comes to the meaning of the lyrics, the song 'Aquaclaus' by Bob Rivers presents Santa Claus as an exhausted and sweaty and unsuccessful character who faces multiple difficulties during his work to bring happiness to children at Christmas time. The lyrics use vivid imagery and metaphors like 'rubber boots and silly velvet clothes' to depict Santa's hardships, which show that he needs to fulfill his responsibilities because of his work demands. Aquaclaus lyrics mostly emphasizes joy, angst, despair, social commentary and reflection on societal issues. The song establishes two main themes through its depiction of Santa Claus hardships and its criticism of commercialism and consumerism. The lyrics contain some mature themes and language that may not be suitable for younger children, such as references to Santa Claus's struggles and a somewhat dark portrayal of his character. The content operates at a level which requires parental guidance but does not reach the intensity needed for a higher rating.
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Aquaclaus falls under the genre Comedy.
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Aquaclaus song length is 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
Who wrote Aquaclaus lyrics?
Aquaclaus is written and performed by Bob Rivers.
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When was Aquaclaus released?
It is first released on October 01, 2002 as part of Bob Rivers's album "White Trash Christmas" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Aquaclaus lyrics?
When it comes to the meaning of the lyrics, the song 'Aquaclaus' by Bob Rivers presents Santa Claus as an exhausted and sweaty and unsuccessful character who faces multiple difficulties during his work to bring happiness to children at Christmas time. The lyrics use vivid imagery and metaphors like 'rubber boots and silly velvet clothes' to depict Santa's hardships, which show that he needs to fulfill his responsibilities because of his work demands. Aquaclaus lyrics mostly emphasizes joy, angst, despair, social commentary and reflection on societal issues. The song establishes two main themes through its depiction of Santa Claus hardships and its criticism of commercialism and consumerism. The lyrics contain some mature themes and language that may not be suitable for younger children, such as references to Santa Claus's struggles and a somewhat dark portrayal of his character. The content operates at a level which requires parental guidance but does not reach the intensity needed for a higher rating.
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Which genre is Aquaclaus?
Aquaclaus falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Aquaclaus?
Aquaclaus song length is 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by kaanSongwriter(s): Bob Rivers
Record Label(s): 2005 Warner Stategic Marketing
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