Billy Cobb Indolent Lover Lyrics

[Narrator]
Donnie has a doctorate degree and an IQ of 127
He feels a strong connection to animals, but is afraid to order a meal at McDonald's drive-through
He spends his days wondering about rock formations and how long it took them to get that way
For fun, he plays complex strategy games and pretends he is the leader of a developing nation
He doesn't have, and never did, have a girlfriend

[Verse 1]
But take one look into his mind
You might find something you like
Working days and lonely nights
He spends time studying the sky
[Chorus]
Am I not everything that you wanted
Me to be on the never-ending tunnel of love
I'm a man with a singular motive
And that's to see all the confusing me hard to turtle doves

[Narrator]
Joseph dropped out of highschool in the 11th grade and works at an electrical company
He's a very likable guy, he gets along with everyone, though mostly due to his very oblivious nature
He's been dating the same girl for 6 years and has secretly lost interest But he's afraid to break it off because he doesn't think he can find someone else
When she seems aloof, he still gets stressed out

[Verse 2]
But take one look into his mind
One or turn it and you'll be blind
It's what you get for being kind
Just a perfect stand-up guy

[Chorus]
Am I not everything that you wanted
Me to be on the never-ending tunnel of love
I'm a man with a singular motive
And that's to see all the confusing me hard to turtle doves

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
No one wants to hear your case
Might as well be miles or light years away
And so you hang your head in shame
You leave abandon all the same

[Chorus]
Am I not everything that you wanted
Me to be on the never-ending tunnel of love
I'm a man with a singular motive
And that's to see all the confusing me hard to turtle doves

[Outro]
Am I afraid
Well who's to say
Am I to blame
Well who's to say