Billy Cobb Eat My Shorts Lyrics

[Verse]
Did they promise you the flying cars?
They promised me ‘em
They said that we could rule the world
That carpe diem
Electronics and robotics
Fly at the speed of supersonic
Live in times of technologic
Probiotic future dream of a world

[Pre-Chorus]
A constant expanse
An answer to God
Renewable fuel
Idealistic bod
All the information you could ever need
See the places of the world that you would just never see in this life
That they want to control
That they don't want to feed
And they'll have you believe it
[Chorus]
When they say you'll go to hell
When they said you'd go to hell
When they said you'd go to hell
When they said you'd go to hell

[Verse]
Plenty land to go around
A slice of life
A lawn and a picket fence
A dog and a wife
You can print out a house
You can print out a car
You can video yourself
And you can become a star

[Pre-Chorus]
Say what you like
Speak your mind and be liked
See yourself on every face you watch on channel 45
While the music's always changing with the flow of the tide
And the special effects look like they come from real-life
But they need that control
They choose what to feed
And they'll have you believe it, baby
[Chorus]
When they say you'll go to hell
When they said you'd go to hell
When they said you'd go to hell When they said you'd go to hell

[Bridge]
Just another day
Waiting for something different
Write another song
Sing it for those who listen
There will come a day
I don't have to feel the pressure
Feelings all aside
Am I doing the wrong thing?
I said that

[Verse]
By the time I'm twenty-five
I'd lose the opportunity to start a life
And now the time is starting to catch up to me
I'm twenty-six and every love I've had is a stranger
Friends are getting married with a house
And I haven't changed
I'm a motherf*cking gentleman
I'll show you my heart
Let you hold it with both hands
But you'll just tear it apart
And I'm not asking for much
But I'm afraid that the cards
That I've been dealt have all but put me in a casket of scars
And oh
Woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh

I've been shot
I've been hanged
I've been dragged across the floor
I've been tempted with the rose
Just to be left with the thorns
And you expect me to pick up what's left
And hold it up high
Like I'll just give away my skin
To whom is willing to buy
All you hear is melodrama
Here's a small violin
You can play it for me when you see me start to get thin
I've lost my appetite, my sanity, and my self-esteem
Only support I get is from faces I've never seen