Benny Troung My Swag Got Swag Lyrics

[Intro]
Got damn, got damn, got damn, got damn
Got damn
Got damn, got damn, got damn, got damn, got damn
Got damn
G-got, got damn
Got damn

[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
Knock knock, who's there?
My penis
Just kidding, it's actually your mom
She feeling so alone
She want some of the Troung
She sucking my ding-dong
As if it were a bong
I'm the bachelor of the year
Ask her for a beer
Then I slap her on the rear
Laugh at her and cheer
Bitches always say
"Benny Troung is a meanie!
But I don't care."
Why?
"Because he's dreamy!"
Yeah you can see me
Smoking on the greeny
Lamping like a genie
Skank in a bikini
Told her shave her p*ssy
That shit feel like a kiwi
"Anything for you Benny!
Please don't leave me!"
[Chorus: Benny Troung]
My swag, got swag
My swag, my swag got swag
I say (x7)
I got swag, I got cash
I'm a playboy, bone her in her ass (x2) [Verse 2: Benny Troung]
Your sister say I'm sexy
Your girlfriend say I'm witty
They all up on my shit
Like I was Hello Kitty
Met a bitch named Mindy
Take her to my criby
Had to kick her out
She had ittie-bitty titties!
Bitch, get some implants
Then give me a call yo
We can eat Digornio
Maybe watch a porno
Maybe make a porno
I'll be the director
Young Benny Troung bone a bitch in her rectum
Hoes, I collect 'em
Like Pokemon
Benny Troung your stepfather
I poke your mom
Bone her in her mouth
Bone her in her bootyhole
Benny keep these bitches on deck like Yu-Gi-Oh!
[Chorus: Benny Troung]
My swag, got swag
My swag, my swag got swag
I say (x7)
I got swag, I got cash
I'm a playboy, bone her in her ass (x2)

[Outro]
First of all, I've got to ask the obvious question, how does on become the Asian Playboy?