Benny Troung Lions, Tigers, Bears Lyrics

[Intro: Sampled]
He is drinking heavily
And his letters, written at a furious pace
Are becoming increasingly bizarre
He sees conspiracies everywhere
He constantly berates the churches for being bastions of hypocrisy
He chronicles his many sexual adventures in lurid detail

[Verse 1]
This beat make my dick hard, no homo
It's f*cking hot out, I'ma get a froyo
More Asian than bolo
More Asian than Domo
More Asian than Yoko Ono mofo
I'm playing water polo, hollering yolo
I got some bad news, I think your mom's a ho bro
Oh, and I think your father is a homo
Saw him up on Melrose wearing only shell-toes (what the f*ck)
Showing off his hieny, but nevermind me
You might find me (where?), in Hawaii
By a pine tree, when it's 90 (hot)
Benny so cool, it feels like 19 (cold)
Just like your daughter, got her doing porn (haha)
But not your everyday usual kind of porn
Shit, she the only human in this porn
With a lot of lube and one or two donkeys in the barn
Shit
[Hook]
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
They coming to get me, aye yai yai
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
They coming to get me, aye yai yai

[Verse 2]
I'm an animal, I'm a dinosaur
I don't jack off, that's what vagina for (p*ssy)
I'm a cannibal, I'm a carnivore
I'm the type to f*ck your wife with a rhino horn
I don't know bout no Michael Kors
But I know Michael and George at the rifle store
And Joselito, by the Home Depot
He gon tell his people put needles in your peehole (Gracias)
Your rapping is wack, your whole act is garbage
Your bitch pull my dick out and slap it on her forehead
Go up in your fridge, eat up all your Boar's Head
Got your bitch in the cut making me some cornbread (Hurry up)
Benny Troung guess I'm a home-wrecker (that's me)
Benny Troung I guess I'm a dome getter (that's me)
Benny Troung bitch I'm a ho wetter (yeah)
So special no flexing world record squirt sessions
[Hook]

[Pre-Outro]
Run
I'm so scared, oh my god
Call the police
They coming to get me
Ohhh, ohhh

[Outro: Sampled]
And on the first take I was masturbating to you
And, um, when I came I broke out in strong tongues
I couldn't control it, and, uh
The last few words were “Father, I love you.”