Benny Troung No Way Lyrics

[Intro: (Sampled) & Benny Troung]
(The disciples perform sex magic rituals under the influence of hashish, opium, and cocaine)

Benny
Yeah, no way
No way, no way

[Verse 1]
Got the Subaru Outback out back (back)
Drunk bitch in the backseat passed out (*snore*)
Might drop her ass off at her dad's house
Hope his ass don't wake up and want to act out (hey what's going on)
I got shit to do, don't want to tend to you
I might shit on you, I'm not that into you
I got photoshoots, I got videos
GQ Vietnam want to do an interview (popular)
But I got my own mag, it's called HAM
(What that stand for?)
Handsome Asian Man
Around the time of Mr. Got Damn
I had a booze problem, man oh man (for real?)
At least two bottles, twenty-four cans
Every weekend Benny pissing in his pants (damn)
Shitting in his pants, almost f*cked a trans
Damn, going on a bender again
[Interlude]
Oh, oh my god Jesus Christ
Yeah
Wow

[Verse 2]
Call Joe Greco, you need to let her go
She been sucking genitals (of who?) of tennis pros
Benny Michael Chang when I'm serving them
Even dykes will bang when I flirt with them (ahhh)
French Open, Grand Slam
Damn these tennis ho's got some nice hamstrings (wow)
I'm like an athlete when I rap man
Defensive baseline jumping two-handed backhand
I'm on steroids, I'm on crack and
I'm just kidding, I'm not really on crack, man (phew)
I want to get bucks like Dr. Dre
I want to get buff (like who?) like Dr. Dre
I want to see your grandma in lingerie
With a thong that say “Hey Benny Troung is great” (hahaha)
And she bake me goodies
Homemade oatmeal raisin cookies, bitch
Thank you grandma

[Outro: Sampled]
Now I think any person who preaches the word of God
Would not teach and preach something like this… with such dirty language