There are so many douchebags in the world.
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
who deserve more than absolutely anything
that any charm or potion could ever bring.
But men like that, they have her on a string,
and they don't care,
For there will always be guys like Potter.
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her.
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...
If you'd only done
something more for the one,
back when you were young...
JAMES: Hey, sour grapes.
So how did the exam go? Butt trumpet.
LILY: Leave him alone!
JAMES: Lily Evans.
LILY: What has poor Severus ever done to you, Potter?
JAMES: Well, It's more the fact he exists. If you know what I mean.
LILY: You think your funny, James. But your not, your just an
arrogant, bullying, douchebag.
JAMES: I'll tell you what, Evans. I'll leave Snape alone if you go on a
date with me.
LILY: Ugh, you are such an asshole! So charming.
JAMES: Let's go on a date then... You can hang out with my best
friend Sirius Black.
JAMES: Lucky Evans was here, Weiner jacket.
SNAPE: I don't need help from a from a filthy, little, mud blood like
LILY: Fine, I won't help in the future. Come on, James.
SNAPE: No wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!
So many assholes in this place.
So many assholes in my face!
Why can't they leave me alone--
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...
LUCIUS & SNAPE:
We'd treat them nice and never be mean.
And we would care...
But there will always be guys like Potter.
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her...
... But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally powned.