A Very Potter Sequel Hermione Can't Draw (Lupin Can't Sing) Lyrics

Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!
She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book!

[Dialogue]
LUPIN: Okay guys, I screwed up. Slytherin has the pitch.
Wait. What the hell is going on? What are you doing? Stop
dancing like that! Stop it! The song's not even that good!

RON: Oh yeah?! Let's hear you sing a song right now in
front if everyone!

[singing]
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin cannot sing!
He only reads books and he cannot sing
Even if he's reading a how-to-sing book.

[Dialogue]
LUPIN: I can too sing! (Trying to sing over them) I'm Remus Freakin' Lupin! (Back to shouting) Alright! Alright!
Remember how Hermione can't draw! She can't draw!

[Singing]
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!
She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book!

LUPIN (shouting): Everyone follow me!

[singing]
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!

SNAPE: Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?!

[continued singing]
... She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book...