Ze! Haircut Lyrics

TODAY WHEN I WOKE UP
I TOOK A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR
OH MY GOD! SHE LOOKS LIKE CRAP
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?

OY, YOU! IT’S BEEN FOREVER
IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR A CHANGE
OKAY, WELL, SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT
IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR A REVOLUTION

(CHORUS)
SHE NEEDS A HAIRCUT
TAKE SOME MONEY AND TAKE THE BUS AND GO GET A HAIRCUT
YOU NEED A HAIRCUT
CHOOSE A BOB OR WHATEVER
BETTER SOONER THAN LATER
GET A HAIRCUT!

OHHHH....

LAST NIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO BED
I TURNED THE TV ON FOR SOME CNN
OH MY GOD! EVERYTHING LOOKS BAD
LETS COME TOGETHER AND MAKE A PLAN
(CHORUS)
WE NEED A HAIRCUT
TAKE SOME MONEY AND TAKE THE BUS AND GO GET A HAIRCUT
YOU NEED A HAIRCUT
CHOOSE A BOB OR WHATEVER
BETTER SOONER THAN LATER
GET A HAIRCUT!

HOW BOUT A TRIM? MAYBE A FRINGE
IF NOT A BOB, A FUNKY TOP,
HOW BOUT A STRETCH? SHAVE IT ALL OFF
AND MAKE IT MATCH YOUR OTHER HALF
MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD, MAKE YOU A CATCH
GET IN THE MOOD, FORGET THE REST
MESS IT ALL UP, GIVE IT A TOSS
BLOW ME AWAY, IMPRESS THE BOSS

(HAIRCUT! HAIRCUT!)
TAKE THE BUS AND GO GET A HAIRCUT
(HAIRCUT! HAIRCUT!)
BETTER SOONER THAN LATER, GET A HAIRCUT!