Wordburglar Sentenced To Phrase Lyrics

It feels good - like a masseuse soothing the bruised spots
To rock – like you saw Medusa in a loose bra
“Ooo-rah!” What can I say I got that chutzpah
While dudes falling off like glued straws on a Juice box
Dude stop! Nah! How bout I do the exact opposite
Stay building! Need a place for all the props I get
While Haters frustrated like they can't get intercourse
Heads know me like Cappa's verse in Winter Warz
Hit the shores! We're on a mission to ensure
That anyone living listening to this just isn't bored
And tripping more than spliffs of magicians in Griffendor
Opportunity knocks but I like kicking in different doors
Skipping chores? I'll be telling your mother
Take u out like the American spelling of colour
Line for line you can never give my bars a pass
Cause I make 'em all count like a kindergarten class

Give it a second let it enter your brain
Break it down and explain just what can it contain
Til no question remains I keep refreshing the game
With stylo like a Frenchman penning his name
It's Wordburglar. Your defendant today
Your honour, go ahead – send in the case
How do I plead? I'm content with how I'm spending my days
Guilty for life – and Sentenced to phrase Ready to spark to my last breath like a hoarder with match sets
So my Rhymes will always exist like the past tense
“That's dense!” Yeah, call Ian Hanamansing
I'm outta the park – like being banned from camping
Doing my damn thing since twelve or thirteen
I'm the Wordburglar – you don't know what words mean
Like Etymologists getting Fs in Colleges
Before you rap? Might wanna check your knowledges
You're getting stupid like how humans charge for water
Drunk off the lyrics cause my jargon's lager
Sgt Slaughter – my name is my job description
And not quitting my position like a mob physician
In it for life - with or without the thousands
Cause my priority's only making dope albums
So go grab ‘em and get down like a Talespin
I got the best listeners – like a hearing aid salesman

Give it a second let it enter your brain
Break it down and explain just what can it contain
Til no question remains I keep refreshing the game
With stylo like a Frenchman penning his name
It's Wordburglar. Your defendant today
Your honour, go ahead – send in the case
How do I plead? I'm content with how I'm spending my days
Guilty for life – and Sentenced to phrase