VANITY 6


If A Girl Answers (don't Hang Up) Lyrics

Brenda, how are we gonna get to the party?
Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl
Honey, don't you know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
Brenda, I know better than anybody
Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about
her
Yes
Hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?

Yes, but he's taking a shower

Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?

No, that's somethin' he used to do
Now he's taking out me

Oh, I see
Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night

That's OK, you keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em tonight

Oh, what's the matter
Is he going swimming?

Why no, we was gonna go
But he said he did that last night

Well sugar, I know about a great party
Why don't you bring us your car?

So sorry baby, but I never go to singles' bars

Singles? Is that what you think?
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad

Oh, he died about 7 years back
Now ain't that just too bad?

Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say for dead Jimmy

That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
Now he's swallowin' me

Oh, you mean you were swallowin' him
Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?

I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack

All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what you think about that?

I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel for roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat

Hey, that's goin' too far
Here, give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, you can kiss where the sun don't shine
If that don't work, we can duke
You see, the only kinda man that would play with you
Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends could stand the sight of you
Much less the smell
And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money
And buy you a brand new face
Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
And you'd love it cuz you got no taste
And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy
And show him what you look like now
Honey, I'd bet he never come back
Cuz you one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)
Girl, you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get
hit by a car
Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford to bite the
beat of this star
There's two things we can't stand
One's a jive talk man
The other's a jive talk man with no money
Can you dig it?

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If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4}

Don't hang up {x8}
If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2}
Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}

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Record Label(s): 2017 STARR

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