Twiztid Raw Deal (The Juggalo Song) Lyrics

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo Cuz We Be Bangin The Wicked Shit And Swimming Off In The Blood
Of Mosh Pits We Misfits And Misunderstood We Got Chapters Of Family Off In Each In Every Hood

Im A Juggalo And You Can Eat A Dick If Your Not And If Your Stare Long Enough You Get Eye
Balls Popped Im Even Worse Now Since The First Curse Ill Cut Words Into My Leg Until It Hurts
(Oww)

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo Bitch Cuz We Keep That Scrub Live And f*ck That Rich Shit And
Steal That New Whip And Platinum Chain And Give It All To A Juggalo Whos Never Had A Thang

Imma Juggalo In The Worst Way Since The First Grade I've Been Plotting My Revnege On The World Hey I Cant Help If Im Into Weird Shit Lookin In The Mirror With My Eyes Closed Eatin Lipstick

Why Do I Call Mysefl A Juggalo Sucka We Dont Give A Mutha f*ck What You Got (Mutha f*cka) We
Dont Brown Nose Or Hound Dog No Weak Hoes We Stand At The Bus Stop In Yesterdays Clothes

Im A Chainsaw Smoker With A Thirst For Blood And Since Were On The Subject Can You Get Me Some
When I Was 19 I Tryed To Cut Off My Tounge And Mail It Ot The Devil So He'd Know My Voice When
I Come

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo You Hater We Dont Flip Sides All For A Bitch Like Darth Vader
Keep It (East Side) Live For The Moment And Die Later And (Stay high) Till They Unplug The
Respirator

Ima Be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma Be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O Im Killin
Every Body

It Dont Matter If Your Painted Or Not Hit It Alot We Got A Spot Here Keepin Hot We On Some
Miles Of Pots And Give Neck Chops And Leaving A Puddle Of Blood Right Where Your Head Drops You Can Call The Cops But They Aint Comin Around Here Its The Juggalos Runnin This Bitch So
Stand Clear

Why Do I Call My Self A Juggalo Punk Cuz We Roll Thru The Hood With Politicans In The Trunk
Chickens In The Front Seat Straight To The Balls We Aint Suckas We Dont Do Shoppin Sprees At
The Malls For Affection Barely Got Money For Pedro Bitch You Musta Forgot You f*ckin With A
Juggalo

Youll Never Know Till The Lights Go Out It Might Go South And You Might Get The Barrel In Your
Mouth

You Lame Hoes Know When The Chain Smoker And The Phatso Come Together Lungs Colapse From
Second Hand Smoke

Ima Be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma Be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O By Killin
Every Body

I Call Myslef A Jugglao Cuz My Face Painted Yall Go Ahead And Kill The Scene We'll Come Back
And Recreate It Half A Million Mutha f*ckas Lookin Jus Like Use With Contacts Adn Bad Faces All Ready To Bust

This Aint No Civil War We Aint Civilized No More We Cut Throat Like f*ck It And Smiling At You
In Court Bitch Independent We Gunna Stand On Our Own And Prove To The Whole World Why We At
The Throne

I Keep A Low Profile But Low Profile Teeth Like Crocadile I Bite That Ass Like A Crocadile
f*ck It All Round Underground While The Rest Bow Down To Know I Had To Make A Count Down Most Foul Around The Sound That I Make And Those Who Relate
Would Rather Die Than Hear It All Change
Sound Straight To Show
That Everywhere That I Go
Ima Let Them Know That I'm A Mutha f*ckin Juggalo

Ima Gunna Be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma be A J-U-Double G-A-L-O By
Killin Every Body