Trevor Moore There's A Meteor Coming Lyrics

There's a lot of arguing today
No one listens what the others say
Was Jesus or Mohammad right?
No one can agree so everyone just fights

Is this joke offensive, is it fine?
Is the wrong pronoun actually a hate crime?
Who comes into the county and to what amounts?
It's easy to get distracted from what really counts

So shut the f*ck up
Just shut the f*ck up
There's meteor coming and it's going to blow us all up
There's a meteor coming from outer space
And if we don't figure out how to get off of this place
It's going to wipe out the whole human race
And all our evolution was a great big waste

I'm offended at the words you said
Two dudes should never go to bed
The right is dumb and the left is smart You'll go to hell if God's not in your heart

This bathroom is only for people born girls
There should be no guns left in the world
Healthcare should be a single payer plan
We can't let them get a power plant in Iran

Everybody's college should be for free
You're not allowed to vote without an ID
Kaboom! An asteroid f*cks our shit up
So everybody please shut the f*ck up

Shut the f*ck up
Shut the f*ck up
There's meteor coming and it's going to blow us all up
There's a meteor coming from outer space
And if we don't figure out how to get off of this place
It's going to wipe out the whole human race
And all our evolution was a great big race
So shut the f*ck up