Ah, good evening Mr. Day, two for dinner?
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in that back
Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken
Urgh! I think maybe we can arrange it, Mr. Day
Thank you so much
Oh Morris, was that necessary?
Okay, okay, I'm sorry
Right this way, sir
You know, this is an exciting establishment you have here
What I wouldn't give for a broken bottle
I can't hear you, what'd you say?
I said, I said, yes, we're remodeling
Cocktails before dinner?
Yes, two pina coladas
Make mine a virgin
Okay, will you be having a virgin as well?
Yes, for dessert, ha ha ha ha ha
Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it
Say, do you know how to do the walk?
Why certainly everyone can do the walk
Well honey, why don't you just walk your ass
To the other side of the room?
f**k you too
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil
I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct
It's gonna be by the letter tonight
Now stop me when I get to 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet you didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did you?
But it looks like I'm gonna have to buy the whole thing
And fire that man, may I taste that?
Excuse me, that's kinda weak, here try mine, you know
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
You look so lovely tonight
Why, thank you
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish you could see my home, it's, it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass water bed
Mm hmm, it's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts
That we could have breakfast in bed
I have an Italian cook, Jerome
Sa sa sagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes, when you stare at me like that
It causes my, my stomach to quiver
Do you like diamonds?
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
My God darling, it fits, you must have strong hands
But they're so soft like the oils in my morning bath
Somebody help me
I'm not usually so forward
But would you like to make love to me?
I, I could make it so nice
Do you know what is meant by the words, uhh ? I hate to use them
They're so harsh, American you know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words
The words, chili sauce
You know, I haven't made love in so long
But with you, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby if the kid can't make you come, nobody can
What's it gonna be, baby?