Tim Minchin The Pope Song Lyrics

f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, he's a f*cking motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker he's a total motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck him, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cking Pope

f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, he's a f*cking motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker he's a total motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck him, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cking Pope

f*ck the motherf*cker, and f*ck you motherf*cker
If you think that motherf*cker is sacred
If you cover for another motherf*cker who's a kiddy-f*cker
f*ck you, you're no better than the motherf*cking rapist
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherf*cker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then f*ck you, motherf*cker, this is language one employs
When one is f*cking cross about motherf*ckers f*cking boys.

And I don't give a f*ck if calling the Pope a motherf*cker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has nowt to do with other f*cking godly motherf*ckers
I'm not interested right now in theological debate
There are other f*cking songs and there are other f*cking ways I'll be a religious apologist on other f*cking days
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy f*cker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, you're a f*cking motherf*cker

And I don't give a f*ck what any other motherf*cker
Believes about Jesus and his motherf*cking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other f*ckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of f*cking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherf*ckers, can expect some f*cking wrath
When it turns out you've been f*cking us in our motherf*cking asses
Our motherf*cking asses

So f*ck the motherf*cker, and f*ck you, motherf*cker
If you're still a motherf*cking papist.
If he covered for a single motherf*cker who's a kiddy-f*cker,
f*ck him, he's as evil as the motherf*cking rapist
And if you look into your motherf*cking heart and tell me true
If this motherf*cking stupid f*cking song offended you
With it's filthy f*cking language and it's f*cking direspect
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the possibility
The Pope protected priests when they were getting f*cking fiddly
Then listen to me motherf*cker - this here is a fact
You are just as morally misguided as that motherf*cking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid f*cking hat