Thecomputernerd01 Baby Parody Lyrics

I know you're plastic
You are not real
Stop staring at me
I'm not a meal
I'm just a kid
With a piggybank
I got a huge bag full of rice
I have a future
So please don't eat me
I'm really hot
So I made some tea
Can you let me out
Of my bedroom please
I'm really scared but I shouldn't be
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the ShamWow guy
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby, doll!
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the ShamWow guy
Drinking coffee
In my shed
All by myself
With a roll of bread
I turned around
And there it was
The baby doll all by itself
It's gonna eat me
Why am I scared?
It's just a doll
But maybe it's real
I'm gonna run
And eat a cookie
This thing is weird and I'm freaking out
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the ShamWow guy
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the ShamWow guy
When I was 62
I grew a mustache
It was really hot and sweaty so I shaved it off and
taped it to the bottom on my mini-van
I found a baby doll in my backyard yesterday
So I got my leaf blower
And blew it out my way
'Cause I wanted to play with this bouncy ball my
grandma bought me the other day
They make these things look really mean and scary
I found a Barbie doll
And named it Larry
'Cause it was hairy
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the ShamWow guy
'Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you smell like rotten eggs!