That Handsome Devil Everybody's Robbing Everyone Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Peter picked the pockets while he walked away with wallets
Deidre was dishonest and could polish up a promise
Junior rode a scooter, confused her for a loser
When they seized all her computers she was halfway to Bermuda

[Chorus]
They just take (they just take)
While we wait (while we wait)
Demonstrate (demonstrate)
If everybody's robbing everyone
I guess I'll get me some

[Verse 2]
Larry had some liver spots
No filter for his inner thoughts
A cabin by the river
Made of interlocking cinder blocks
Sarah was a songbird
Always striking up the wrong chord
Tom, Ford, and a long board
With attitude she blamed her mom for

[Chorus]
They just take (they just take)
While we wait (while we wait)
Demonstrate (demonstrate)
If everybody's robbing everyone
I guess I'll get me some

[Post-Chrous]
Jump back
Like a drone attack
Your taxes
They pay for that Jump back
Have a heart attack
Your healthcare
Don't cover that

[Chorus]
They just take (they just take)
While we wait (while we wait)
Demonstrate (demonstrate)
If everybody's robbing everyone
I guess I'll get me some

[Verse 3]
Annette and Marge had rented cars
Charged on stolen credit cards
In debt and reachin' menopause
While breakin' several federal laws
Legal or illegally
Just takin' in the scenery
Of a dream that's built on greed and thievery

[Bridge]
Companies with subsidies for suffering and thuggery
These companies of drugs, disease we're marketing and publishing
These companies with subsidies for suffering and thuggery
These companies of drugs, disease, all stocks are traded publicly

[Chorus]
They just take (they just take)
While we wait (while we wait)
Demonstrate (demonstrate)
If everybody's robbing everyone
I guess I'll get me some