Stoned Studman Lyrics

just as it would never happen to me
i always miss those illustrious one shot deals
well iguess it must seem kinda odd
me not being lucky enough even though i'm the townstud
well i didn't mean to get anybody down
the way to third base is just something i have yet to
find
maybe i should really get a grip
i'm aching aching breaking just to let it rip the studman is coming into town
the studman is already on his way
so you better lock up your daughter and you better lock
up your wife
cause the man we all know is sharper than a knife

the studman has come to town
to kick some ass and let it all hang out
the studman is gonna paint the town
just sit back he's gonna take somebody out