Stoned This One's For Chuck Lyrics

this is the story abour Chuck
and how he didn't like the contemporary sounds
so one day he went out and got his first guitar
he learned how to play that thing
and then he wrote a couple of songs
a friend thought it sounded good and he got a gig at
this bar

but there was no sound system and he played for beer
almost no one came but that's cool
cause the bigtime's not for this guy anyway
he just likes to play

and after a while when he's been playing
4 to 5 times a week
he noticed that this thing of his was slowly starting
to catch on
no more a handful of people the place was packed for several months in advance
and even blue-haired old ladies were requesting songs

and there were A&R guys all around
trying to get a piece of the pie
sying he'd be big yeah bigger than the Jackson Five
they said lets try to make this work
change some things like the words and some of the
chords
and suddenly there was a sound much like the crack of a
board

and 6 months later
when he got out of jail
for busting heads with his guitar
he was still around playing that same old thing
at the same old bar
and that's the story so far