Spread Trouble Lyrics

I am needy. I am lazy. I am a turkey.
I am lonely. I am busy. I am a druggie.

They call me solve the problem.
'Cause I am a private eye!
She cries out. He gets mad. I say "f*ck YOU!!"
Big trouble in my life. [x3]
But I don't feel blue.

I am a jerky. I am a junkie. I am picky and dorky. I am lonely. I am crazy.
HEY! I am a private eye!
Pass through the eye of a needle. [x2]
I'll get over saying "f*ck YOU!!"

Big trouble in my life. [x3]
But I don't feel blue.
Big trouble in my life. [x3]
But I don't feel blue.
Don't feel blue. [x4]