Splaigen Holl-E-Oaks Lyrics

"Holl-E-Oaks" by Splaigen
Words And Music By Splaigen (2008)

(1st Verse)

Hey, You.. Over There... You Over There, With Super Cool Hair,
Greasy Peaks, Such A Treat - Coolest Kid On The Chester Street,
But Your Mums A Gay, And So's Your Dad,
Your Sister Killed A Baby,When She Got Mad,
Go To College In The Town,
Got A Girl, She's Half Brown,

(Chorus)

Holl-E-Oaks (Holl-E-Oaks)
I'm Living In Holl E Oaks - Teenage Drama!
Holl-E-Oaks (Holl-E-Oaks)
I'm Living In Holl E Oaks - Teenage Drama!

(2nd Verse)

I'm A Goth Kid, Pierced My Lip,
I'm A Hip Chick, Tattoed My Hip,
I'm A Lesbo, I'm A Gay,
I'm A Single Mum, I Chew Extra Gum (Extra Gum Sponsors Holl-E-Oaks)
Shagged Your Dad, Killed Your Mum,
Spent Your Money, Just For Fun,
Had My Best Mate's Kid,
Stole My Peach,
Your My Teacher, Let's Get Married

Chorus Repeated

(3rd Verse) Guy Get's Raped, By Some Men,
Controversial - Watershed!
Cancer Baby, Man-Boy-Lady,
Pregnant Maybe?, IRISH PANSY!
Garry's Killed A Girl, In The Start,
Episode Finished On A Cliffhanger,
After The Credits There Was Another Bit
And Then Some Music, That Goes Like This!

(Bridge)

Holl-E-Oaks Is Sponsored By Wrigley's Extra...
Giving You More.. Fresh Breath!

Chorus Repeated

(Outro)

I've Got Something Very Important To Tell You Benny...
I've Go.... No I'm Gonna Wait Til The Next Episode

Holl-E-Oaks Is Sponsored By Wrigley's Extra...
Giving You More.. Fresh Breath!

I Couldn't Have Slept With Her John...
I Was With Your Dad...

If You Have Been Affected By Any Of The Issues Raised In This Song...
You're A Stupid Holl-E-oaks Bastard, And I'm Gonna Come For You...
And You'll Get It You f*cking Will...