Sly's Alter Ego Just Like Me Lyrics

Runnin' outside with no shoes onwasn't tall enough to mow
the lawn
i don't care what you guys say
i'm gonna be a Ninja Turtle someday
i've got hopes and i've got dreams
and i wear my pants with crooked seams
i'm just a kid i don't know how to dress
that's why my hair is such a mess
Hey mom and dad remember what it was like
when you were just a kid
when you were young and just like me
Why can't i see rated 'R'
why can't i just drive the car
i'm only ten but i'm really tall

the cops won't know unless you call hey look i've even got a beard
or maybe that's where chocolate smeared
how come every time i wanna play
you guys always say NO-WAY
Hey guys i just turned 18
but my mom and dad
are still the king and queen
always thought that i'd be free
but my mom and dad still yell at me
i'm trapped in the house like a little mouse
they say you'll follow my rules
if you're in my house
last night i went on a date
and my mom asked me not to stay out late