There's an old man lying dead
In the doorway to the head
There's a rotten smell of death
Just like sulfur and bad breath
And the morgue is really filled
But not one drop of blood is spilled
They were killed by the thing from Uranus
They were killed by the thing from Uranus
You can't see it with your eyes
And you can't believe your nose
'Cause it drifts just like a cloud
As it moves without a sound
Spreading death and torture everywhere it goes
They say it feeds on fear
And pinto beans and beer
As it winks it's evil eye
At the helpless passers-by
And it never can be stopped
'til it's too pooped to pop
Don't get dropped by the thing from Uranus
They were killed by the thing from Uranus
You can't see it with your eyes
And you can't believe your nose
'Cause before you even hear
It attacks you from the rear
Spreading deadly poison everywhere it goes
There's an evil force at hand
Spreading all throughout the land
You can't keep it locked away
It escapes you every day
It'll drop you in your tracks
When it slips between the cracks
Don't look back, it's the thing from Uranus
They were killed by the thing from Uranus
You can't see it with your eyes
And you can't believe your nose
'Cause it drifts just like a cloud
As it moves without a sound
Spreading death and torture everywhere it goes
Killed by the thing from Uranus
Killed by the thing from Uranus
Killed by the thing from Uranus
(you'll never make it out alive)