Sloppy Seconds Everybody Hates The United States Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, everybody hates the United States
'Cause everybody knows there's a lot to hate
The skies are blue and the sun is warm
And the girls all shave their underarms

[Chorus]
Everybody hates the United States

[Verse 2]
There's 100 million cars on the interstates
With 100 million vanity license plates
The jealous try to tell us that we just don't care
And the lamest want to blame us for the ozone layer

[Chorus]
Everybody hates the United States

[Verse 3]
'Cause we got all-beef burgers with bacon and cheese
And they don't even give us Mad Cow Disease
Our four food groups are cholesterol
Sugar, salt, and alcohol

[Verse 4]
Well, everybody says there's a price to pay
For the fast, free living in the USA
The four-lane highways and the GTOs And the fast-food places that never close
Two guns for every boy!

[Verse 5]
Well, everybody hates the United States
So why does everybody try to emigrate?
They wash up on the shores of Miami Beach
'Cause they all want to dance to the Yankee Beat

[Chorus]
Everybody hates the United States

[Verse 5]
So don't burn a cross, and don't burn the flag
Don't burn my records or my porno mags
Don't burn a human sacrifice
Just get straight - or pay the price!

[Verse 6]
Well, everything is great in the United States
So I don't think that I'll ever relocate
A car and a home and a wad in the bank
Food in the fridge and gas in the tank

[Chorus]
Everybody hates the United States
Everybody hates the United States
Everybody hates the United States