[Verse 1]
He's clingy, he's loving, he always initiates
Calling and touching, it feels like just yesterday
He wanted all four of my personalities
Now I don't recognize this
[Pre-Chorus]
Stranger (Stranger)
Danger (Danger)
There in my bed at night
Wide-eyed (Dreamin')
Pondering (Schemin')
What life without me'd be like
Can I return him, give back the version I like?
This one's bullshit, baby
[Chorus]
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
Something I don't understand
[Verse 2]
He's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me
My slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least
What in the f*cked-up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?
Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big journey to find
A little zest of life and his sense of purpose, but why?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm right here (Right here)
I'm waving (Hello)
The joke can be over now
You're so silly, baby
[Chorus]
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
Something I don't understand
[Outro]
No, oh
My man's in touch with his emotions
My man won't touch me with a twenty-foot pole
My man's forgotten his devotion
Where he's gone? God only knows
(Where he's gone? God only knows)