Roger Miret & The Disasters Tales Of A Short Haired Boy Lyrics

Tales of a short haired boy

I’m a mean little bastard with a chip on my shoulder
I’m a problem child and it’s all your fault
Never tell me nothing, ‘cause you know, I ain’t listening
Don’t even bother, don’t waste your time

Borstal bound
Lock me up and throw away the key
I’m Borstal bound, whoa

Give me an inch and I’ll take a mile
Don’t give me no problems, I’ll wipe off your smile
Run me around, don’tcha mess with me
Size 10 boot is the last thing you’ll see Borstal bound
Lock me up and throw away the key
I’m Borstal bound, whoa

I’m a bad little bugger getting nicked by the law
Breaking into cars, robbing your stores
You better stay away ‘cause I ain’t gonna stop
Doc Marten boots, number 1 crop

I’m Borstal bound
Lock me up and throw away the key
I’m Borstal bound, whoa
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Tales of a short haired boy