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Rodney Carrington Play Your Cards Wrong Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.37/10 [19 votes]Album: Morning Wood / Original Release Date: 2000-08-15Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 05 sec
Play Your Cards Wrong
Rodney Carrington
Rodney Carrington
RODNEY CARRINGTON
- Play Your Cards Wrong Lyricsif you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
Facts about Play Your Cards Wrong
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Play Your Cards Wrong is written by Mark Gross, Rodney Carrington.
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It is first released on August 15, 2000 as part of Rodney Carrington's album "Morning Wood" which includes 16 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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Play Your Cards Wrong falls under the genre Comedy.
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Play Your Cards Wrong song length is 2 minutes and 05 seconds.
Who wrote Play Your Cards Wrong lyrics?
Play Your Cards Wrong is written by Mark Gross, Rodney Carrington.
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When was Play Your Cards Wrong released?
It is first released on August 15, 2000 as part of Rodney Carrington's album "Morning Wood" which includes 16 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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Which genre is Play Your Cards Wrong?
Play Your Cards Wrong falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Play Your Cards Wrong?
Play Your Cards Wrong song length is 2 minutes and 05 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): mark gross, rodney carrington
Record Label(s): 2000 Capitol Records Nashville
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