Richard X. Heyman Wouldn't That Be A Riot Lyrics

You smack of limitations
You act out reservations
The queen of the evasion
Now add up this equation

And take a train ride to Cameroon
With a Chinese junkie and a sheik tycoon
Take a train ride, can't leave too soon
Now wouldn't that be a riot?
Now wouldn't you like to try it?

Somewhere in our travels
We started to unravel
Diamonds turned to gravel
Don?t trust the judge's gavel

And take a train ride to Istanbul
With the Dalai Lama in his three-piece wool
Take a train ride, this car's all full
Now wouldn't that be a riot? Wouldn't you like to try it?

Chemical explosion
Relationship corrosion
Personal commotion
I can't stop this compulsion

So take a train ride to Katmandu
With the English Army all following you
Take a train ride, can't leave too soon
Now wouldn't that be a riot?
Wouldn't you like to try it?

Now take a train ride to Timbuktu
Ride between an Arab and a davening Jew
Take a train ride, can't leave too soon
Now wouldn't that be a riot?
Wouldn't you like to try it?