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Check your rearview and make sure
there's no cops within view
And then don't stop
There's pedal to the right, push it floor

Get a jammer so the speed won't clock
f*ck the cops, this system sucks
Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls

That bitch is sick
Testimony that she won't forget
She sides with the pig

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Pull me over so you can show
How tuff you are
In your bad boy cop car

You're a rebel from high school
What better way to rebel
then making my life a living hell

You think you're hot
But you're really not
You're just a hillbilly
Red neck mother f*cking jock

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Three cops, to write a bogus ticket
Grab a hold of my dick and lick it
Lick it and like it
And love it and suck it

Most of these cops are f*cking useless
They'll pull you over with lame excuses
Need evidence but they can't produce it

But the judge don't care
You have hair
Pokin' out everywhere

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it