Regina Spektor Reginasaurus Lyrics

If I was a dinosaur I'd be a Reginasurus And if I knew a million english words I'd publish my own spektor's thesaurus If I was born in the merry month of may Then I would be a taurus And if I had some extra time on my hands Then I'd surely join a chorus

If I was a philosophy I'd be registentionalism And if people spoke using quotes of me They'd say reginaisms If I was a religion Then my church would surely have a schism There'd be regewish and registian and regislam and reguddist and regatheist But they'd still be friends!

If I was a great big city I'd be Reginapolis No one would be sickly or achey In my thriving metropolis Unless of course they came down with bad case of reginitis A heartache and a headache and a sunburn And a little bit of acute gastritis
But if I was a dinosaur I'd be a reginasaurus If I was a dinosaur I'd be a reginasurus And if I knew a million english words I'd have my own spektor's thesaurus If I was born in the merry month of may Then I would be a taurus And if I had some extra time on my hands Then I'd surely join a chorus