Psychostick The Dumb Song Lyrics

Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
No, YER dumb!
No, no- YER dumb!
Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Well, yer... DUMB!
Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.

Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND
yer dumb.
Well, yer toilet overflowed...

You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Who else is dumb?
Everybody!
Yer right... they're all dumb!

Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Yer brain's all STUPID!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do
that, the dumber you sound.

It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.

One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries
and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them
but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money
so you started running to your friends house to borrow
some money so you could buy some scissors to open your
ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully
but then just before you got to his front door a piano
fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.

Didn't see that one coming!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer
dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb
nonetheless.
You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Now yer all dead and stuff.

Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Yer dumb because... Smiley Face
Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my
closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out
of dumb things to say- DUMMY!