This Is Not A Song It's A Sandwich Lyrics

I know what you are thinking, you're thinking this is a song,
Well I guess i'll just have to show ya, exactly where you are wrong

Why aren't ya hearin the cheese?
Why aren't ya feelin' the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it, you don't understand
I will explain it all once, I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain untill you're taking a bite

It couldn't be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver
It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Marry Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldnt be Bruce Cambell cause it isn't freakin awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space...bar

Because, this is not a song it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song it's a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile filthy lies!

This is a song. NO ITS A SANDWICH!
Uhh, but its a song. NO ITS A SANDWICH!

So what are you thinking,
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the meat?
Why arent you feeling the bread? If you dont listen youll miss it, you're making me sad
I will explain it all once, I can explain it all twice.
And then again and again untill youre takin a bite

It couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry
It cant be Windows Vista cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn;t be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg cause there is no Easter Bunny
It couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point

Because, this is not a song it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song it's a sandwich,
It's really just a hogie in disguise!

I'm pretty sure this is a song. NO ITS A SANDWICH!
Sooong! SANDWICH!
SOOOONG!!! SANDWICH!
Jesus dude, what is wrong with you!? NO ITS A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives, onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami, noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!

You bought (or stole) this dumb CD
Now you are suffering
Driving home, working out, or at your job
At your house or wherever, on your ipod!

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