Professor Green Monster Lyrics

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna f*ck with me, I'm a monster

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Saw a chick walk in with a big behind
Now I'm stalking my victim out
Unrecognizable 'cause I'm in disguise

Pin blue eyes and her's were green
Crept up behind, she turned and screamed
Everybody turned to see
I tried to run, tripped up and hurt my knee

I can't believe that she got away
Think of all the love that we could of made
I really did mess it up
I've ruined my only chance with a sugar babe

Now I'm a bit ticked off
Back to the flat, hat and kicks off
To relax with a glass of milk
Apparently pixie drinks lots

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna f*ck with me, I'm a monster

No so, so shit
Not for me, not pro, no me my flows so piff Quazimodeo with addicted to both my legs
It looks like a pogo stick

Admitted I am a fruit loop
Frankenstein with a screw loose
In search of a new neck bolt
How long will this neck hold?

I'll be fine with a needle and thread
A lil' Jack and I'm evil again
Scheming again
Introduce me to any one decent, I'll find evil in them

Everybody's PC I don't feel them
If I could, I would kill them
Before I go I'd like to thank Peter Aundre
For looking after my children

There ain't a line I ain't took far
To find me you ain't even gotta look hard
Don't get it confused, I'm a crook star
Puber I was born with a mustache

There ain't a line I ain't took far
To find me you ain't even gotta look hard
Don't get it confused, I'm a crook star
Puber I was born with a mustache

Monster, monster, monster
Monster, monster, monster, monster
I'm a monster, monster, monster
Monster, monster, monster, monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna f*ck with me, I'm a monster

Sorry Pete