Potluck Meet Joe Brown (skit) Lyrics

My name is Joe Brown,
Bitches love me. *Burp*
Rule number one.
18 to 25 women age like cheese;
Men age like wine.
Rule number two.
My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit*
Rule number three.
American Women need to go to a Foreign country, See how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right.
Rule Number four. Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good.
Rule number five.
If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life.
My names Joe brown,
Bitches love me.
Man this being Fat is rough,
I don't know if i can do this no more.