Oscar Brand Didn't She Ramble Lyrics

Oh, we moored in Apra Harbor
We'd ducked our final bomb
And there we met the lady known
As Miss VD of Guam

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

Admiral Nimitz gave the order
"Better keep your noses clean,"
But Miss VD was waiting
Like a bloody sex machine

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

She was the queen of the Chamorros
The Mariana's pride
She didn't fornicate us all
But, Jesus, how she tried

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

Her hut was in Agana
It was mostly mud and grass
But she made it seem like heaven
With a wriggle of her ass

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

Oh, she did it for the Army
The Marines were happy, too
But when the Navy came she bit off
More than she could chew Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

The crew from off the Maryland
Thought she was mighty fine
So, after each engagement
They'd get back into line

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

At first she liked the action
The salvo and the gun
But we kept it pouring into her
Until she weighed a ton

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

We wound up in VD room
And, Lord, how it did burn
But though we came out battered
Lord, we sank her in return

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down

A simple plaque adorns her grave
"Miss VD here was sunk
Foundered on Guam Island
In a sea of Navy spunk."

Oh, didn't she ramble, ramble
She rambled till the navy cut her down