Oemons Morgue Express Lyrics

Cut myself as if I'm paper
Jump off a tall skyscraper
Or maybe get run over by a ten wheeler

Hang myself as if I'm laundry
Drown in a pool, ocean, or sea,
I'll take lots of blue pills to get o.d.'d

I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast

Guillotine, decapitation
Maybe I should TRY suffocation?
Or eat an apple coated with nasty poison

Pop myself with this loaded gun
Suicide bombing is an option
Light myself on fire until I'm well done I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast

I could slow down I'll take my time
I'll smoke to get cancer, i'll f*ck a hooker with AIDs

I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast

I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast