Ninja Sex Party Release The Kraken Lyrics

[Intro: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
King Danny, the realm is under attack!
My God... the day has finally come. It is time to release the Kraken!

[Verse 1: Dan Avidan]
Look in the distance
Beyond the castle gates
The armies of the damned have come
On the horizon
They gather beneath the blood-red sun
The blood-red sun
A thousand warriors
Demons and orcs
Charging like a tornado
But they will never know
That their death awaits in waves below
In the waves below
[Interlude: Dan Avidan]
We must now unleash the monster
May God forgive us!

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht]
Release the Kraken!
Hey, guys!
The tolling of the iron bell
Release the Kraken!
I'm the Kraken!
Rising from the depths of hell
Graaaah--ack! *coughing*
Does anyone have a Lozenge?

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
Out on the battlefield
The armies collide
And hundreds die where they stand
In screaming agony
The shadow of war across the land
All across the land
Now let's end the fight It's time to decide
Whose blood will finally be spilled
Our secret weapon
A specter of hate who's born to kill
He was born to kill
[Interlude: Dan Avidan]
The time is now! Go forth, Kraken! Leave nothing but corpses!

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht]
Release the Kraken!
I'm in a song!
A creature of Satanic rage
Release the Kraken!
Who wants sandwiches?
Bursting from its sunken cave

[Interlude: Arin Hanson, Brian Wecht]
Release the Kraken! (Aah!)
Hey, look, I found a bell!

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht]
Release the Kraken!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Impervious to sword and bow
Release the Kraken!
I've got a splinter
Death incarnate from below
Release the Kraken!
Oops, I falled over!
All shall drown in his domain
Release the Kraken!
Splishy-splashy!
The harbinger of fear and pain
[Outro: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht]
Well, you did nothing. The war is lost. Thanks, Kraken
You're welcome!