eLyrics N
Ninja Sex Party Dragon Slayer Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.35/10 [17 votes]Album: Attitude City / Original Release Date: 2015-07-17Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 18 sec
NINJA SEX PARTY
- Dragon Slayer Lyrics[Intro]
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors
Allow me to make my case...
[Verse 1]
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherf*ckin' mythical beast?
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
[Verse 2]
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true
[Bridge]
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon!
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
[Chorus]
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
[Outro]
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player...
And the scientist...
And apparently the weightlifter as well...
And the dragon...
And Ninja Brian...
And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors
Allow me to make my case...
[Verse 1]
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherf*ckin' mythical beast?
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
[Verse 2]
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true
[Bridge]
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon!
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
[Chorus]
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
[Outro]
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player...
And the scientist...
And apparently the weightlifter as well...
And the dragon...
And Ninja Brian...
And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
Facts about Dragon Slayer
✔️
Dragon Slayer is written by Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht.
✔️
It is first released on July 17, 2015 as part of Ninja Sex Party's album "Attitude City" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
✔️
When we try to understand the message behind it, the song 'Dragon Slayer' by Ninja Sex Party uses its lyrics to show how people use their excessive confidence to make unbelievable statements, which they believe will attract their romantic interests, through their display of power to slay dragons. The Dragon Slayer song lyrics primarily focus on themes of adventure and empowerment while presenting joyful moments that include both celebration and party activities. The song demonstrates the need for people to show themselves as superior than they actually are while they seek public attention and professional approval through their cognitive need to experience various mental states which include both their need to run away from reality and their need to be astonished. The lyrics contain explicit and exaggerated sexual references, which include direct mentions of sexual activity and crude language, that serve as inappropriate content for viewers who are younger than 17 without their parents' permission.
✔️
Dragon Slayer falls under the genre Comedy.
✔️
Dragon Slayer song length is 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
Who wrote Dragon Slayer lyrics?
Dragon Slayer is written by Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht.
✔️
When was Dragon Slayer released?
It is first released on July 17, 2015 as part of Ninja Sex Party's album "Attitude City" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
✔️
What is the meaning behind Dragon Slayer lyrics?
When we try to understand the message behind it, the song 'Dragon Slayer' by Ninja Sex Party uses its lyrics to show how people use their excessive confidence to make unbelievable statements, which they believe will attract their romantic interests, through their display of power to slay dragons. The Dragon Slayer song lyrics primarily focus on themes of adventure and empowerment while presenting joyful moments that include both celebration and party activities. The song demonstrates the need for people to show themselves as superior than they actually are while they seek public attention and professional approval through their cognitive need to experience various mental states which include both their need to run away from reality and their need to be astonished. The lyrics contain explicit and exaggerated sexual references, which include direct mentions of sexual activity and crude language, that serve as inappropriate content for viewers who are younger than 17 without their parents' permission.
✔️
Which genre is Dragon Slayer?
Dragon Slayer falls under the genre Comedy.
✔️
How long is the song Dragon Slayer?
Dragon Slayer song length is 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
Hottest Lyrics with Videos
117adf8e46201e956e59bbb85ebbe457
check amazon for Dragon Slayer mp3 download
these lyrics are submitted by BURKUL4
Songwriter(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht
Record Label(s): 2015 Ninja Sex Party
Official lyrics by
Meaning to "Dragon Slayer" song lyrics
Dragon Slayer
Ninja Sex Party
Ninja Sex Party
