Ninja Sex Party Danny Don't You Know Lyrics

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don't you cry
I am you from much later in your life
I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style
You're still a virgin and you will be for a while

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know that you are hot as f*ck on the inside?
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time
Danny, don't you know that you kick so much ass on the inside?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don't be blue
You had a growth spurt and you're suddenly 6'2”
The girls are steering clear, you walk like a newborn deer
You sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know that you are cool as f*ck on the inside?
You're just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29
Danny, don't you know that everyone feels weird on the inside?
[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Bridge: Danny Sexbang, Pam Horton]
Close your eyes and you will see A window into your destiny
Now you're on tour and they want more!
You step on stage and they come alive
No one cares that you're 35
You're a rock star on a centaur!
Where'd he get a centaur?
You're still a nerdy kid inside
But now you've finally found your tribe
Hear the crowd roar! Give ‘em what they came for!

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Danny Sexbang, Crowd]
All right, let me hear you!
D-A-N-N-Y, he's a super awesome guy!
D-A-N-N-Y, he is not afraid to cry! (What?)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries almost all the time! (Uh...)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries and cries and cries and cries!
Okay, thanks guys! Very helpful, thank you. Shake it off, shake it off...
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know that we're all rad as f*ck on the inside?
Now it's time to rock the show, come on you are a star tonight
Danny, don't you know that you're a spandex butterfly for life?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know...