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Monty Python French Taunter Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 10/10 [1 vote]Album: The Final Rip Off / Original Release Date: 1987Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 34 sec
French Taunter
Monty Python
Monty Python
MONTY PYTHON
- French Taunter LyricsARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of
the Round
Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been
charged by God
with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and
shelter for
the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy
Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be
very
keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already
got one)
ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent,
you silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall
take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and
boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English
kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty
headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general
direction! Your
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk
to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second
time-a!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of
the Round
Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guido Wommer!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been
charged by God
with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and
shelter for
the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy
Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be
very
keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already
got one)
ARTHUR: Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
you silly king!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall
take your
castle by force!
GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and
boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English
kaniggets.
Thppppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty
headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general
direction! Your
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk
to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second
time-a!
Facts about French Taunter
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French Taunter is written by Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, John Cleese, Michael Edward Palin, Eric Idle.
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It is first released in 1987 as part of Monty Python's album "The Final Rip Off" which includes 50 tracks in total. This song is the 45th track on this album.
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French Taunter falls under the genre Comedy.
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French Taunter song length is 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
Who wrote French Taunter lyrics?
French Taunter is written by Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, John Cleese, Michael Edward Palin, Eric Idle.
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When was French Taunter released?
It is first released in 1987 as part of Monty Python's album "The Final Rip Off" which includes 50 tracks in total. This song is the 45th track on this album.
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Which genre is French Taunter?
French Taunter falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song French Taunter?
French Taunter song length is 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, John Cleese, Michael Edward Palin, Eric Idle
Record Label(s): 1987 The copyright in this compilation is owned by Virgin Records Ltd
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