Mindless Self Indulgence Ass Backwards Lyrics

(Hello, Children.
Would you like to hear a story? Well okay then.
Let me tell you a story about one motherf*cker, two motherf*ckers, three motherf*ckers, four motherf*ckers.
One motherf*cker, two motherf*ckers, three motherf*ckers, they were born to roll.)

Well I rock and you roll
And I’m a stupid muthaf*cka
Goin’ outta control
I’m a break the English language with my four letter flow
I know you f*cking hate it that’s what I’m paid for
‘Cause I roll and you rock and if you don’t f*cking like it you can suck on my cock
You want to get on down I’m on f*ck patrol
The lights are on but nobody’s home

Why can’t you just admit it that I’m better than you
You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it’s true
I’m gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I’m gonna f*ck you up without further ado because
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards[x2]
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards[x2]

(Oh my. They’re having quite an adventure. Let’s turn the page and see what the f*ck they do next.) ‘Cause I’m hard and you’re soft
I’m not only the client but I’m also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I’m a hit rock bottom with a round of applause
‘Cause I’m soft and you’re hard and I’m the p*ssy wussy bugle boy from company retard
I shoulda quit this shit long ago but I can’t say no to all the f*ckin’ dough

Why can’t you just admit it that I’m better than you
You better just admit it ‘cause you know that it’s true
I’m gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I’m gonna f*ck you up without further ado because
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards[x2]
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards

(Oh my goodness.)
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in[x8]
I go about things the wrong way baby[x3]
Ass backwards

(Well, that’s all for now. Goodnight, stupid children.)