Macc Lads Newcy Brow Lyrics

"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's
buggered off in a BMW.
The cunt had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd
like to kick his bollocks
To Bollington and back."
Don't be a plank, she wasn't worth a wank, we'll go up
town, we'll go down the Crown
You can buy a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more pebbles on the beach
Newcy Brown. There's loads more cobbles on the street
Newcy Brown. But did the bitch have massive tits?

"She was the best looking woman in all of Macclesfield,
She wouldn't talk to my pork, and her cunt lips were
sealed
She couldn't give a shit about me, but she could give a toss
She had the best pair of melons I've ever come across."

Don't be a fool, she wouldn't suck your tool,
Don't be a clown, we'll go down the Crown, you can buy
a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more carrots in the sick
Newcy Brown. There's loads more hairs around me dick
Newcy Brown. If the bag don't bonk then you f*ck them
off.

Don't f*cking whinge, she had a sweaty minge, we've all
banged her clout,
You're missing nowt, buy another round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more insects on the dog
Newcy Brown. There's loads more pubes around the bog
Newcy Brown. I'd rather shag a colostomy bag.